How are you? How was your weekend?
I wasn’t sure what to post today. I thought about telling you CURSED eBook is now available to buy on Amazon – but that wouldn’t take a full post.
So instead as I’ve been watching some comedy this morning I thought I’d share some funny jokes to brighten your day.
Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?
To get some spare ribs
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
What do you call a fish with no eye?
What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with
David’s father has 3 sons; Snap, Crackle & … ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
Do you have any good jokes to share?