Only Joking

Hey Everyone,

How are you? How was your weekend?

I wasn’t sure what to post today. I thought about telling you CURSED eBook is now available to buy on Amazon – but that wouldn’t take a full post.

So instead as I’ve been watching some comedy this morning I thought I’d share some funny jokes to brighten your day.

Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?
To get some spare ribs

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom

What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh

What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
Bob

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with

David’s father has 3 sons; Snap, Crackle & … ?
No David

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 789

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you

Do you have any good jokes to share?

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4 thoughts on “Only Joking

  1. What happened when wizard turned a naughty boy into a Hare
    He still rabbiting on about it

    Knock knock
    Whose there
    howl!
    Howl who
    Howl I know when its supper time ?

    Why did the boy wear a turtle neck sweater ?
    To hide his Flea collar..

    Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize at a halloween party ..
    He only came to pick up his little sister ..

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